Welcome to Roasty Rhymes
Looking for a gift that’s funny, heartfelt, and totally original? You’re in the right place. At Roasty Rhymes, we create custom roast-style songs for birthdays — and beyond!
Whether you’re roasting a birthday star, celebrating a retirement, hyping up a vacation, or just calling out your friend’s weird snack habits for fun... we take your inside jokes, quirks, and personal stories and turn them into hilarious, personalized songs your people will never forget.
Funny. Roasty. Weirdly touching.
Birthdays may be our bread and butter, but we’re here for any moment that deserves a good laugh. Let’s make it unforgettable — one cheeky verse at a time.
How it Works
Send Your Order: Use the form below to place your order. You’ll see a confirmation right away that your order went through.
Draft Lyrics: We’ll send a first draft of your lyrics. Share feedback—we’ll revise until you’re happy.
Finalize & Pay: Upon confirmation of the final lyrics, payment is required via Venmo.
Final Song Delivery: You’ll receive a personalized, password protected link to your completed song (lyrics + music) as a downloadable MP3 file.
Refunds aren’t guaranteed. We’ll accommodate changes whenever possible
🎧 Hear an Example
Not quite sure what to expect? We got you. Check out how we celebrated Charlie’s birthday
Our Services & Pricing
⏱️ A Quick Note About Turnaround Time
We’re excited to get started on your custom song! Just a heads up:
The clock starts once we receive your order — but to keep things moving, we’ll need your help.
After we send your draft lyrics, we’ll wait for your feedback before moving forward.
🗣️ The faster you reply, the faster we can roast, rhyme, and deliver!
If you take a little longer to respond, your delivery time may shift slightly — no pressure, we just want to make sure you're 100% happy with the final product.
Thanks for being part of the creative process — we’re making something awesome together! 🎶🔥
Lets get started!!
Fill out the below order form so the rhyming can begin!
Contact Us
Please feel free to contact us with any questions or concerns