“Oh Charlie, You Rascal” 

[Verse 1]
Oh Charlie, it’s your birthday, look who’s grown!
Still rockin’ dad jokes like they’re engraved in stone
You said 30’s the new 20, that’s cute, we’ll pretend
But your back makes that crack sound every time you bend

[Chorus]
Charlie! You legend, you snack, you clown
Still thinks “laundry” means flipping shirts around
We raised a glass, now we're raising the roof
Another lap 'round the sun — slightly less aloof

[Verse 2]
You once tried CrossFit for a day, then napped
Claimed you were “bulking” with that pizza you grabbed
You ghost in group texts, but show up with beer
You’re the friend we roast — but we’re glad you’re here

[Chorus]
Charlie! Life of the BBQ flame
Still signs birthday cards like "From: The Game"
You’re getting older, but still got that spark
Even if bedtime hits right after it’s dark

[Outro]
So happy birthday, you lovable mess
You’re aging like wine… or maybe Kraft cheese, I guess
From the crew that knows you best, it’s true
Charlie — this ridiculous jam’s for you!